Hi everyone, it's your favorite grammar geek English teacher here, and today I want to share some funny stories and observations from my time in the classroom.
Commas, Commas Everywhere
As an English teacher, I love commas. I mean, I really love them. I once spent an entire class period trying to explain the difference between a comma and a semi-colon. The students were not amused.
The Dreaded Group Project
Ah, the group project. It's the bane of every teacher's existence. But as an English teacher, I have a special love-hate relationship with them. On the one hand, I want my students to learn how to collaborate and work together. On the other hand, I know that one student is going to end up doing all the work while the others play on their phones.
The Joy of Grading Essays
Grading essays is the highlight of my day. No, really. It's like a fun little puzzle. I get to decipher what the students are trying to say and then try to help them say it better. Of course, it's also a little like pulling teeth. Some students seem to think that using big words will make up for a lack of substance. Spoiler alert: it doesn't.
The Art of Sarcasm
As an English teacher, I like to think that I'm pretty good with words. And that includes sarcasm. When a student hands in an essay that's clearly been copied and pasted from Wikipedia, I like to say things like, "Wow, I'm so impressed with your originality." Of course, the students don't always appreciate my wit.
The Never-Ending Battle Against Text Speak
I don't know about you, but nothing makes me cringe more than when I see text speak in a student's essay. If I have to read one more "u" instead of "you," I might just lose it. But hey, at least it gives me something to talk about in parent-teacher conferences.
In conclusion, being an English teacher is not always easy, but it can be a lot of fun. From commas to group projects to grading essays, there's never a dull moment in the classroom. So keep calm and keep learning, my friends. And don't forget to use proper grammar!